SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
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my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
Karl Pilkington summing up my thoughts on the robot
Happy Mother’s Day *Posts selfie on instagram even though it has nothing to do with the holiday*
Happy mother’s day everyone!!
today at starbucks this girl ordered a drink and told them to put the name “primrose everdeen” on the cup and when the barista called out the name she screamed “i volunteer as tribute” and everyone just stared at her
That is fantastic.
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