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drunktrophywife:

candycreme:

i accidentally blew weed smoke on a moth and i was like holy shit i just ruined this bug’s life, i just forced him to take a gateway drug what if he becomes a heroin addict what if he becomes a meth cook imagine walter white as a moth. fascinating

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truezodiacfact:

The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it’s in great shape!

truezodiacfact:

The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it’s in great shape!

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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666-slut:

dont even mention going back to school to me i will throw up on you right there

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brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

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homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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miss-zarves:

i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN

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cough182:

My mother told me to make signs telling our New Year’s Eve party guests not to go down the hallway, so naturally this is what I did.

cough182:

My mother told me to make signs telling our New Year’s Eve party guests not to go down the hallway, so naturally this is what I did.

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quacklemore:

harry-plus-louis-equals-larry:

quacklem0re:

quacklem0re:

What’s a comedian’s favorite breakfast ?

puncakes

I hope you’re proud of that joke because no one else is

I hope you’re proud of your url because no one else is

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