Procrastinating while writing a paper
merry Christmas ya’ pricks-
winter holiday greetings from arizona
when I think about how bad I am at flirting
Combating my Vegas withdrawal.
I just threw a twenty in the toilet, flushed, and cursed when I didn’t get any bonus flushes.
I have a prediction for Miley Cyrus’s performance: in order to outdo her previous “edginess,” she’s going to sacrifice a goat naked on top of a pentagram on stage
"I can’t believe you still like Disney, it’s for kids."
You need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life.
i know they say “not all those who wander are lost” but if you see me wandering around there is a one hundred percent chance i’m lost and too embarassed to ask for help