the year is 2019
middle schoolers are ironically wearing vote for pedro shirts and calling themselves 2000s kids
HEY GUISE
- 11 year olds today:omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11:omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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omfg
